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    That one little bitch who uses Facebook as her diary.

    sparklingnightsandfairylights:



    • me in the morning: i'm tired don't look at me
    • me at school: i'm tired don't touch me
    • me after school: i'm tired don't talk to me
    • me blogging at 3 in the morning: hey guys i have so much energy who wants to swim to africa and back?????




    • me: *blink*
    • parents: OH MY GOD YOU NEED AN EXTREME ATTITUDE ADJUSTMENT I'M THE PARENT YOU'RE THE CHILD THAT'S HOW THIS WORKS I DONT KNOW WHO YOU THINK YOU ARE BUT YOU ARE COMPLETELY OUT OF CONTROL DO YOU LIKE HAVING NICE THINGS DO YOU LIKE HAVING A ROOF OVER YOUR HEAD THEN START APPRECIATING IT AND CLEAN YOUR ROOM WASH THE WINDOWS LICK THE DIRT OFF THE KITCHEN FLOOR DO I LOOK LIKE YOUR MAID NO











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    Hysterical Blog!

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